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Spoonerism is defined as a speech error wherein the initial consonants of two consecutive words are accidentally switched. The early spoonerisms were attributed to Reverend William Archibald Spooner. He was remembered as a hospitable man, with defective eyesight and was pretty absent-minded at times. Apparently, spoonerisms are a thing now. The...

If you have an innocent mind you may have watched Scooby-Doo and never realized it was made for stoners. The show kept it subtle enough to remain on the air. However, if you smoke weed you may have noticed some of the stoner innuendoes. If you don’t believe us, we’ve gathered some...

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