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DUMPTY HUMPTY

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Dumpty Humpty Tee

Dumpty Humpty, Not an Egg

Dumpty Humpty asked his crush for a stroll
Dumpty Humpty prepared flowers and all
But she dumped Humpty and said 'we can be friends'
'please ask me next time if you have a Benz'

Dumpty Humpty found a new girl
Dumpty Humpty gave her a costly pearl
But the chick wanted a higher-priced stone
So he put Dumpty Humpty in the friend-zone

A moment of silence for all fallen brothers dumped in the friend zone, you all tried so hard.

100% NO-RISK MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

Size guide S M L XL
Body Length (inches) 28 29 30 31
Body Width (inches) 19 20 ½ 22 24

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